Dropping soon
Merch for people who notice things other people don't notice — and are bothered by them.
I was chatting.
That's a cut.
Early Access
First-access pricing, limited drops, and the satisfaction of being ahead of everyone else. Which is, frankly, all anyone really wants.
You're on the list.
We'll hit you when it drops. That's it. That's the email.
Sneak Peek
You strike up a conversation with someone in line. You're now ahead of them. It's not cutting — it's chatting. There's a difference.
A single dismissive wave. Casual. Final. The universal signal that you're done with this conversation — and honestly, this situation.
The catchphrases. The looks. The moments. You know which ones.
About
We post Larry David content. It performs. People wanted shirts. So now there are shirts. That's the whole story. Pretty good.
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